Game Info & Reviews
Blah Blah Woof Woof
Left Turn Only
Technical & Repair Info
Odds & Ends
Old Gaming Magazines
Each game review rates three categories from 1 to
5, with 1 being the worst and 5 being the best.
The categories are:
- Replay Value
The meanings of the numeric ratings are roughly
as shown in the following table.
||What is that supposed to be?
||Turn it off! It hurts!
||Can I have my money back?
||Oh, that's what that is!
||Turn it down, please.
||Oh. That was nice. Got anything else?
||Hey, it's a tank!
||Hmm, that's neat.
||Haven't played this in awhile. Let's try it again.
||That looks pretty good!
||Hey, that sounded pretty cool.
||This is fun! I think I'll go get that game, too!
||Cool! Can I have T-Shirt with that on it?
||Where can I buy the soundtrack?
||I'll lose my job if I don't stop thinking about playing that game!
Of course, this is all arbitrary, and most would argue a complete waste of time.
If I offend you by saying a game stinks, or is great, well that's too bad! :-) If
you like, drop me a line and we can talk about it!
OK, so I've got such a damned long list of links on the sidebar here that this
is really here just to fill up some white space. Well, waddaya know, it's still not